Shut up, you miserable little peons

A couple days ago, while Brad was on vacation, the staff of Six Apart did something retarded. I won't bore you with the details, since I trust you already know what happened. In the past two days, I have experienced a wide range of emotions, but rage and disappointment have been damned prevalent. Through this, I have discovered something important:

I don't like Livejournal anymore, and for one very specific reason: the userbase. After four years, 628 entries, and over 1,000 comments, I have realized that the single thing about Livejournal that I hate the most is the people who use it. Initially, I was angry at Six Apart for being so unbelievably stupid and nearsighted, but the aftermath has left me sympathetic. While I did make some cracks about Brad ejaculating into his own mother's eye, I did so as an expression of irritation, not of hatred. I couldn't believe how absolutely retarded the staff had been.

But you people. You fucking people. Nothing is ever enough for two days of inconvenience. Not an apology, not a statement, not even restoration of the stupid Harry Potter kraken rape fanfiction communities, or whatever the fuck it was. No, you have to have more icons, free paid accounts, and 24/7 coverage of a restoration that could take a very long time. How rational does this exchange sound?

"Hey, man. :( Look, I kinda scratched up your Eminem CD trying to clean it with my Disc Doctor. The guy at the Sound Shop sai-"
"WHAT?! Does it still PLAY?!"
"No. :( I'm reall-"
"FUCKYOUGETOUTOFMYSIGHTANDGOGETMEANEWONE"
":("
~Two days elapse~
"Phew. :) Look, buddy! New Eminem, all for you! Really sorry about all that."
"FUCK YOU"
"What? :("
"You think this is enough?! I had to go two whole days without 'Cleaning Out My Closet'! This shit ain't over!"
"But... :("
"NO FUCKING BUTTS YOU GODDAMN COCKSMOKER I EXPECT A GODDAMN PLAYSTATION 3 ON MY DOORSTEP TOMORROW AND DON'T YOU THINK I'M NOT CALLING YOUR ASS AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME"
"But I have work tomor-"
"GET ME MY FUCKING COMPENSATION, CUM-GUZZLER"
":<"

You're 'that guy'. You're that overacting pussbucket in a circle of friends that everyone kind of hates, but doesn't have the stones to flip off and throw out the door. You demand, demand, demand as soon as you think you've got your claws in someone for some retarded-ass slight.

The guy who ruined his friend's CD made a mistake. Why? Because, hypothetically, he is a human being. Human beings do stupid things, even in good intent. Human beings also need to sleep. Human beings need people to understand that, while they do their jobs during work hours, they'd really like to go home, take off their work shoes, unzip their pants, and veg out with a cup of water and an episode of House.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Get away from your computer until you can fathom the importance of the saying 'to err is human' and learn to stop milking what you think are your rights as a user of this service.

:(

My computer may be dying. I'm considering building a new one, if I can figure out a cheap enough way to do that.

Also, I found a tiny dong at school today. I love it. It is my lucky dong.
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